1. PONY league stands for Protect Our Nations Youth. So why is this the age group when they stop wearing face guards on their helmets? Have you ever seen a 13 year-old hurl a ball 70mph at your son? Not feeling so protected.

2. Cheap and Inexpensive are extremely relative.

3. It is easier to buy boys expensive clothes because they only want to shop once a year and even then they only want a few cool t-shirts, some jeans with different pockets and a couple pairs of shorts. They think in terms of having enough clothes to get through 1 week. Fascinating.

4. No matter what your story, someone else can ALWAYS top it.